Help Feed AA Pilots

It's just not right.  Thousands of pilots in our very own country are living  at or just below the six figure salary line.  And if that wasn't bad enough,  many of them may  go several weeks or months without a paycheck if they are  forced by American Airlines management to strike.
 
But now you can help.  For about three hundred dollars a day ~ that's less   than the price of a 25" television set ~ you can help keep a pilot   economically viable during their time of need.     Three hundred dollars a day may not seem like a lot of money to you,   but to a pilot, it could mean the difference between a vacation fishing   in Florida or a Mediteranean cruise.     For you, three hundred dollars is nothing more than half a month's rent  or mortgage payment.  But to a pilot, three hundred dollars a day will  almost replace his or her salary.      Three hundred dollars a day will enable a pilot to upgrade his or her  home computer, buy that new 100" television set, trade in the 6 month old  Lexus for a Ferrari, or enjoy a dinner (with champagne) at The Mansion.
 

"HOW WILL I KNOW I"M HELPING?"

Each month, you will receive a complete financial report on the crew  member you sponsor.  Detailed information about his or her stocks, bonds,   401K, and real-estate holdings will be mailed to your home.  You will be able  to watch your pilot's net worth grow.  You'll also get information on how  they chose to invest their 1.2 million dollar lump sum they get upon  their retirement.

"HOW WILL THEY KNOW I'M HELPING?"

Your pilot will be told that he or she has a SPECIAL FRIEND that just  wants to help.  Although the pilot won't know your name, he or she will   be able to make collect calls to your home via a special operator in case   they need more funds.
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I want to help!! 

In the event of a strike by the APA, I would like to  sponsor the crew member listed below. I would like to sponsor (circle  your selection/s): 
 
___CAPTAIN 
___F-100 CREW MEMBER
___FIRST OFFICER
 ___A300 CREW MEMBER 
___NAVIGATOR 
___SUPER-80 CREW MEMBER 
___727 CREW MEMBER 
___767 CREW MEMBER 
___MD-11 CREW MEMBER 
 
___AN ENTIRE FLIGHT CREW 
___Please apply my donation to the crew member most in need 
 
Please charge the account listed below $326.25 per day (or $350.29 for  MD-11 crew members) for the duration of the strike.  Please send me a  picture of the crew member I have sponsored, along with a set of "wings" and  my very own "new" red S.C.O.P.E. badge (while supplies last)      
<> Mastercard
<> Visa
<> American Express
<> Diner's Club
<>   AAsset Card
<> Discover Card
Account Number:________________________________
Exp. Date:_____________________________________   
Signature:_____________________________________
Send Completed Forms to the APA. Or, Enroll By Phone: (97X)-988-3188
Note: Sponsors agree not to contact the crew member sponsored or their   families in person or by other means including, but not limited to, phone  calls, letters, email, or third parties.  Contributions made are not tax   deductible.  In the event of no strike action taken, sponsors agree to a one time administration charge of $500.00 to cover administration costs of  this program. >>