Alimentary . . . . . . . . . What Holmes said to Watson

Artery . . . . . . . . . . .  Study of Painting

Bacteria . . . . . . . . . .  Back door to the cafeteria

Barium .  . . . . . . . . . . What doctors do when treatment fails 

Bowel . . . . . . . . . . . . A letter like A, E, I, O, or U

Cesarean Section . . . . . . .A district in Rome

Carpal. . . . . . . . . . . . Person you ride to work with

Castrate. . . . . . . . . . . Market price for setting a fracture

Catheter. . . . . . . . . . . String instruments

Cat Scan. . . . . . . . . . . Searching for kitty

Cauterize . . . . . . . . . . Made eye contact with her

Chiropractor. . . . . . . . . An Egyptian doctor

Colic . . . . . . . . . . . . A sheep dog

Congenital. . . . . . . . . . Friendly

Cystogram . . . . . . . . . . A cable sent to your sister

D & C . . . . . . . . . . . . Where the White House is

Denial . . . . . . . . . . . . Where Cleopatra used to swim

Dilate. . . . . . . . . . . . . To live long

Elixir . . . . . . . . . . . . . What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a juicy bone 

Enema . . . . . . . . . . . . Not a friend 

Fester. . . . . . . . . . . . . Quicker

Fibula. . . . . . . . . . . . . Small lie

Genital . . . . . . . . . . . Non Jewish

G I Series. . . . . . . . . . Soldier baseball

Grippe. . . . . . . . . . . . Suitcase

Hangnail. . . . . . . . . . . Coat hook

High Colonic. . . . . . . . Jewish religious holiday

Impotent. . . . . . . . . . . Distinguished, well known

Inbred . . . . . . . . . . . . . Best way to eat salami

Labor Pain. . . . . . . . . . Getting hurt at work

Medical Staff . . . . . . . Doctor's cane

Morbid. . . . . . . . . . . . Higher offer

Nitrate . . . . . . . . . . . . Cheaper than the day rate 

Outpatient. . . . . . . . . . Person who has fainted 

Pap Smear . . . . . . . . . Paternity test 

Paradox . . . . . . . . . . . . A couple of quacks 

Pelvis. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Cousin of Elvis 

Postoperative . . . . . . . . Mail carrier 

Prostate. . . . . . . . . . . . .Flat on your back 

Recovery Room . . . . . . Place to do upholstery 

Rectum. . . . . . . . . . . . . Dang near killed him! 

Rheumatic . . . . . . . . . . Amorous 

Secretion . . . . . . . . . . . Hiding something 

Seizure . . . . . . . . . . . . Roman emperor 

Terminal Illness. . . . . Getting sick at the airport 

Tibia . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Country in North Africa 

Tolerance . . . . . . . . . . What you get if you give growth hormone to ants 

Tumor . . . . . . . . . . . . . More than one 

Urine . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Opposite of you're out 

Varicose. . . . . . . . . . . . Near by 

Vein. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Conceited