Aliens!
Two aliens land in Metro Detroit, and they happen to
land next to a gas station. So, the aliens waddle out
of their ship and look around.
The first thing they see that resembles a being is the
gas pump. The two aliens approach and the first one says
"Earthling, take me to your leader!" Of course he gets
no response...
The first alien looks at his buddy then addresses the
pump again."Earthling, I said take me to your leader!"
Of course, still no response...
The alien then turns to his buddy and says "If this
Earthling doesn't show me some respect and at least
acknowledge me, I'm going to blast him!"
At that the second alien replies, "OK. I'm just going to
stand down on the next block."
The first alien looks a little puzzled, but waits for
the other to waddle to the next block. He then addresses
the pump a third time. "Earthling, take me to your
leader!" Still nothing. So the alien then pulls out his
ray gun and vaporizes the pump...
The gas station goes up in a huge explosion, blowing the
alien all the way down the block to his buddy. He gets
up, dusts himself off, and turns to the second alien.
"If you knew that was going to happen why didn't you
warn me!?"
The second replies "Well, I didn't know exactly *what*
was going to happen. But there's no way I'm gonna' mess
with a guy whose penis hangs to the ground, wraps around
his body twice, and is still long enough to stick in his
left ear."